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2 ??<<<??<<<?? 1 yrlf`[VQLHD@=9630-+(&$" 1 UUUUaUUUUT 1 IF YOU PIRATE THIS THE MARTIAL ARTISTS WILL GET YOU!! 1 ?>400 0?*5*5*5/5*5*5*5*5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+? 1 ;"Switch To 48K BASIC & Re=load!!!": 1 .), All the GUYS at C.G.L (every one of them a SEGA owner!!!), All fans of Simple Minds, Sherlock & Watson, Jan-Ivar - Norway, Marcus - America (I bet you're glad our demos ARE free cuz you'd have spent a fortune by now!), Andrew - America (No, all our nightclubs are CRAP!!), Ant, Pete, Ronnie, Simon R - America (Proposing through a demo? We'll give it some thought.), Jules II, John B - America (We're writing them as fast as we can 1 . and you won't have to wait so long then. 1 . No, I don't mean a Nintendo or ST, I mean 1 . Nintendo: Donkey Kong, Super Mario Bros., Commando, Gyromite, Duck Hunt, Wild Gunman, ExciteBike, Pinball, Kung Fu, Balloon Fight, Tennis, Golf etc (all SHIT!), or SEGA: AfterBurner, OutRun, Space Harrier, Enduro Racer, Quartet, Rocky, Alien Syndrome, Wonder Boy, Secret Command, Fantasy Zone, Choplifter, Fantasy Zone 2, Zaxxon 3D, Missile Defense 3D, SDI, Black Belt, Pro Wrestling, Zillion, Zillion 2, + loads more! The choice is obvious isn't it? The Nintendo only gets the crap games and the're all old! SEGA can convert all their own arcade titles and remember, they're the best arcade manufacturers in the world! 1 . Qumer (I think you'd better send the tape!), TCA, TFC, Andy J - Demoland (Finally realised how crap your 'demos' were?!), Sprog Steve & Paul (3 fucking dickheads!). 1 -a,b-23500 1 ) Why are you hacking this? 1 "Waiter..." 1 "Take That our of my I/O Port andRe-load this demo!": 1 !), & anyone I missed. 1 ! Which games would you prefer to be playing? 1 ! That's 4096K 1 ! It makes ~The Roxy~ look amazing!!! Nah, admittedly the Roxy wasn't too bad but this is soooo crap! The way it's presented is as if it was fucking ~News At Ten~ or something, with this dickhead guy sitting there with a screen behind him! Bring back ~The Roxy~!!!! It was better than this fucking shit 1 ! Fuck me, the Nintendo has only reached 128K, ~AfterBurner~ has THIRTY TWO TIMES more memory 1 ! FOUR THOUSAND AND NINETY SIX KILOBYTES 1 WDEBFFEDEBFBBFDDBEFDBEDFFBDFEDBDF 1 Do you wanna be in the fuckings?Am I asking too many questions? Is a REBNEPS a FL 1 Do you like the Nintendo? 1 COOLGUYS LIMITED 1988 1 Are you gonna rip off our stuff?What do you want? 1 <<< PAUSED >>> 1 ~Waiter, Waiter, There's A Nintendo In My Soup!~ 1 ~Goodbye~ 1 Where are all the girls in the greetings? Come on, there's got to be more!!! Anyway, onto the demo's high point 1 Wait a minute, did you know 1 Tony Takoushi is a fucking dickhead cuz he seems to like the Nintendo more than the SEGA! Well, I suppose when you've got a piece of shit as a head it IS hard to see which is best! The fucking wankers at 'The Games Machine' are even worse, giving bad reviews to stuff like OutRun, Rocky, Fantasy Zone 2 etc etc. They are biased and everyone we know agrees that they are a bunch of stupid bastards! Anyway, enough of the shit Nintendo, a change of subject is needed.... 1 The Nintendo is a pathetic games machine! I can't understand what type of person would buy this crap when they could buy a SEGA MasterSystem instead! All Members of C.G.L own SEGAs and we know we have the best machine. 1 Quite a few people seem to want to contribute graphix, music and routines to our demos. Well, we really don't mind this and therefore, if you have any stuff you'd like to be included in our demos, send it along (that's if you have our address!). We'll credit you for it (we don't rip people off!). 1 Press '1' to rewind message, '2' to fast forward and 'SPACE' to pause/unpause. 1 Oh Fuck, has anyone seen the fucking pathetic 'U.K Top 10' which we've just had on T.V to replace ~The Roxy~ on a Friday Night (Early Saturday morning, actually.). Well, it's fucking shit 1 O.K wankers this is it, first were the cool guys, now you shit 1 Now then, I've little else to say that would interest you, I've said so much in ~ZOOLOOK II~ that I've got absolutely fuck all left to say. Have fun with the 'message controls'. 1 Me and ZER0 have just finished ~ZOOLOOK II~ and it's certain to be as much a classic as the original ~ZOOLOOK~ was. Better music, graphix and coding and a fucking amazing ONE HOUR message! Yes, an HOUR!!!! Believe me, it took some hard coding to get it all to fit in the 48K!!! I'm pissed off with writing crunching routines all the time, but I had to do yet another to get that message to fit! Me & ZER0 have been doing a lot of work on routines etc lately. We've got our Sample Mixing routines, The new Code Crunchers and our MultiTrax routine which enables us to write music using samples and as many sound channels as we want!!! You've gotta hear it to believe it!!! Then we've been doing loads of graphix. I've been working on this (obviously!!!), Blow Away The Opposition (No One Can Beat Us II), Robin Of The Wood (The C.G.L cracked version), and a few 'secret' projects. I've been doing loads of music, for this, Blow Away The Opposition, Simple Minds II, Crockett's Theme, Calling Earth II, R.I.P II a 1 It's fucking true, the Nintendo is shit! It is OBVIOUS how much better the SEGA is, it has FAR superior graphics, sound, memory, colours & games. Look at ~AfterBurner~, FOUR MEGABYTES 1 I know it's been a long time coming, but it's here now, so stop complaining! We had so much other stuff to do that we had to delay a lot of stuff. Anyway, I hope everyone realises how shit the Nintendo is by now! Before I go on, I'd better do 1 I can smell shit coming this way 1 I bet this music is annoying you! Nah, actually it's not too bad! It's SUPPOSED to sound kind of 'oriental'. You know, like in all these karate games, I think it sound's suited to Japan where the shit Nintendo comes from. In no way am I cussing the Japanese though and anyway the cool SEGA comes from Japan too! I know there isn't much colour on this screen but it's supposed to look like a kind of cartoon strip. 1 Hi to the following totally cool, amazing people: ZER0 (Chinky Rock & Pop!!!!?!!?! Thanx for the message 'tape' control idea!), Red Devils - Norway, All SEGA owners (You obviously have a lot of sense.), Paul W & Pete C - America (Where's the tape & most of all, where are the posters?), Jerry - Powder & Pieces - Sweden, Max, Minnie, Lyman - America, Jonathan Smith, Johan - Sweden, Willy Clark, Donna & Carla - America (Me and ZER0 are not sex maniacs, in fact we are NOTHING like Paul!), Jamie, Steve B, Antti - Finland (Hope you liked the ~Simple Minds~ demo.), Vizz - America (Maybe we will!), Tony, Stuart, Martin - America, Anthony - America, Steve W, Markie - Newsfield, DSS - Finland, Sarah & Joanne - America (I'm glad you agree that me & ZER0 aren't sexists.), Thomas, Spen, Steven Gailey, Winston - America (Paul will keep you supplied), Junior - America (Sure, we don't mind using your graphix.), Nee, Jacko, Anthony - America (Pete tells me you're coming over to Britain on June 6th, well it's O.K to visit 1 Have you noticed how big the greetings are now? I remember how few there were in ~Blue Monday~ (well, actually I shouldn't say 'few' cuz there were quite a lot) but they have (at least) doubled since then! The most noticeable thing is the amount who are from America. Well, it's thanx to Paul W for this cuz he's doing a fucking amazing job distributing all our demos over there! Just as many thanx go to Pete C who's distributing with Paul. If you wan't your name to appear in the coveted C.G.L greetings then get in touch or if you know one of our contacts or distributors to pass your name on to us. 1 Coding, Music & Graphix by DACK 1 Anyone who does get in contact, please let us know that it's the first time you've written to us cuz we're having enough trouble as it is trying to keep track of who we've written to, who's got what demos etc, etc, etc, etc 1 A COOLGUYS LIMITED production 1 *** THE GREETINGS *** 1 *** THE COMMENTS *** 1 ## THE FUCKINGS ##